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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:59

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So, the docs changed it to read
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to