What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Still no good

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

What is AI's effect on digital marketing?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to